August 2012
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Oh and the latest episode of Breaking Bad was wacked as shit. Walt, what are you doing with your life?
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So guys, college is really really awesome. Besides my legs STILL killing me thanks to all the hills, I’m in a place where I can hang out with some of the best people I’ve ever met so far AND I get to learn things relevant to my interests. I feel pretty bad for people who think high school is the best years of their life because looking back I realize that high school was horrid at...
Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to...
– Jack Kerouac (via enjoy-the-silence)
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So this is my second day and the best, witty thing I can come up with is that my legs hurt like shit from all this fucking walking and I want real fucking food again and fuck. But the girl to guy ratio is like 3 to 1 here so there’s that.
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GOP lawmaker claims it's "virtually impossible" to... →
Because what is science.
I emphatically denounce Paul Ryan’s use of my song ‘Were Not Gonna Take It’ as...
– Dee Snider
(via mentalextensions)
So much rejection man. Maybe he should just stick to white supremacist discographies?
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If something is in me which can be called religious then it is the unbounded...
– Einstein (via whysogreenandlonely)
nixonplumbingco:
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basedlenin:
afghanistan has oil and opium so it’s pretty much “”unstable”” for as long as we need it to be
i don’t think afghanistan has any oil though
Afghanistan really doesn’t have rich oil reserves. It’s a myth propagated by liberal progressives so lazy that they couldn’t think of slogans for two distinct wars in distinct places since all of the middle east...
Man Tumblr girls are hilarious. They post with a super long list of obscure characteristics they want their ideal man to have and finish it with just a “That’s all I want” or “Is it too hard to ask?”. Well all I’d like is for Daniel Tosh to not be a thing that we find funny, but you know, we all can’t have what we want.
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my college facebook page always loves to have these tumblr url share posts where everyone just does a follow orgy or whatever. That feel when all of them suck the highest echelon of cock
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An ignorant people is the instrument of its own destruction
– Simón Bolívar
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maybe something with swag in the name and preferably cleverly substituted in a common phrase or movie name. I feel like that’s a real attention grabber. It’ll define my inner being.
I’m thinking of a name change but I’m not sure what…
OMG what if I just turned this blog into one of those ~swagnotes~1!** blogs or something where i just basically post a bunch of really shitty photos of food and cats and stuff. i’d probably get 40 times more followers o.o
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The (500) Days of Summer attitude of “He wants you so bad” seems attractive to...
– Joseph Gordon-Levitt (x)
(via la-belle-laide)
I can dig this because honestly that’s what the common perception of the movie would have been