March 2012
February 2012
There’s a bluebird in my heart that wants to get out, but I pour whiskey on him...
– Charles Bukowski (via bij0ux)
Whenever I see something really fucking stupid on the internet, I try so hard to give the OP the benefit of the doubt and assume they’re some grand wizard of satire and irony, but in the back of my mind the truth that they’re just really dumb always lurks
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Damn that Facebook thread was a prank. I just lost all faith in humanity. Maybe next time.
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I wish I was like actually attractive.
Oh wait, I am
So I just found Super Mario 64, and was really...
There’s a special level of hell reserved for crushing my hopes like that
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The History of Latin America, abridged
Everyone: We're finally free of Spanish and Portuguese rule, ¡olé!
Wealthy landowners: Yeah we're just going to go ahead and run everything now. Oh don't worry about human rights or comfortable living, you don't really need that anyway
Poor Majority: but-
Landowners: No.
Poor: but-
Landowners: No.
Catholic Church: Listen to your mother
So wait, am I really the only one that doesn't...
Anybody?
I can wait.
Or whatever, fuck you.
– 9th Amendment - US Constitution (via kimjonggoon)
The disappointment I have in you can only be matched by my disgust. Congratulations. Idols fall the hardest